Who drove the truck over me in the middle of the night last night?

Oh, right right right, Taxol.

Thank you, Taxol, for making me keenly aware of all the muscles in my body, for making the gentle spray of the shower feel like sledgehammers, for making laughter - LAUGHTER, idiomatically the best medicine, ha! (owch) - a painful, air-gulping, side-clutching ordeal.

I'm being dramatic. It's really not that bad. And, I know it only lasts a day.