NAME THAT CAPTION contest
1. "Treatment no. 25"
2. "What I did for winter vacation"
3. "This ain't no Hollywood tan"
Feel free to come up with one and add it to the comments!
posted by Rachel Troxell at 3:12 PM
Friday, January 06, 2006
1. "Treatment no. 25"
2. "What I did for winter vacation"
3. "This ain't no Hollywood tan"
Feel free to come up with one and add it to the comments!
6 Comments:
"Let the Force be with me!"
Oh Rachel,this is sounding more and more like a 3rd world country. The machine broke. the parts didn;t come in. It's got to be all Bush's fault.Or maybe Pat Robertson knows why you're being punished. He seems to know that god has hit on Ariel Sharon for not obeying god (nee robertson). This is what it was like living in rural south Mexico, but at least it had charm, adventure and low prices, and we had servants! FINE, as long as your life is not at stake. At least in Mexico, we were able to engage the services of brujas (witches) and these 2 old urban jews followed directions to the letter which included: every night bathing and anointing ouresles with agua espiritual (which was suspiciously lie cherry syrup, drlivrerd sn a Coke bottle with a newspaper stopper -and legitimo polvo (dust) and reciting the seven African orations to Christ in front a a 9-day candle of the Virgin of Guadalupe. Meanwhile we had to bury a likeness of our enemy and her lover in the cemetary at midnight and plant a dead frog with coins on his little outstretched paws in the bottom of her flowerpot by her front door. I guess it's as comp-
licated as working with our HMO, which is not nearly as effective. Whewn it came time to put the magic coin with the pyramid and all-seeing eye, outside under the full moon on a red cloth, we serched the house and relaized that he only red fabric we had were Lee's Jockey shorts. I hope the gods were not offended.
Dear Rachel, I know so many women who were punched in gut with the same heartache disease when they were young, and they beat it and prospered and had sucess and love and felt healthy again, and were released from the nightmare.. which slowly retracted it's claws from full time residence in their
every hour. I wish you hair, health and a return to joy - and keep your goofy humor. Love to you and to your mom and dad and sigificant other. You got a great gang there hugging you.
abrazos y carinos,
Arlene`
A proposed title: How and where to go to get radiated with ones clothes still on.
Caption:
Are you sure this is a tanning salon? I'm trying to get ready for my Caribbean vacation......
"New, from the people who brought you Pilates . . ."
Go ahead- tickle me!
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